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Heavenly Ducks

by FunkyFarmer @ 2007-10-23 - 11:27:51

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule in Heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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Ouch...that hurt, Funky...excellent...HLOL...nice pic again...big hugs.

joebanglesjoebangles [Member]
2007-10-23 @ 17:10

Oh , I love that one ff.

mycorneroftheworldmycorneroftheworld [Member]
2007-10-23 @ 18:45

That was funny indeed! :))

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-10-23 @ 19:21

:)) :)) :)) :wave: love the picture of the duck btw :)

rippled_waterrippled_water [Member]
2007-10-23 @ 19:35

even though I knew it was a job, I was still trying to imagine some moral along the lines of not judging the person they're chained to by standards of ugliness...

rippled_waterrippled_water [Member]
2007-10-23 @ 19:35

*knew it was a joke I meant, not a job

EthelRedEthelRed [Member]
2007-10-23 @ 21:03

Good one LOL!

It is great to see you here Funky.

xxx

safrizsafriz [Member]
http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
2007-10-25 @ 08:38

quack quack :))

Whew! off the hook. There are only 4 ducks left in the pond here at the ranch. And they are due to fly any day since yesterday we had a scatter of snow on the ground!

Have an awesome rural day. I know we will!

freeasthewindfreeasthewind [Member]
2007-11-09 @ 13:24

Love that my friend. I hope you are feeling good. Haven't been able to stop by as often lately but you do spread the laughter thank you

How's Baxter doing this winter? I love my 3 dogs as we all grow old together. Beautiful Babe is now dragging one of her hind legs and I fear hip displacia. Apparently a new vet is operating about an hour's drive away and she is experimenting with acupuncture on animals. Friends of mine have horses they take to her with great positive results.

Denise77Denise77 pro
2008-01-07 @ 11:25

Goodone !! But a little unfair !! lol

Susan from Thrusites design [Visitor]
http://www.thrusites.com
2008-01-22 @ 11:38

His is a very good joke :-D By the way, if you want to see really lovely ducks, you should go to High Tatras in Slovakia :-)

Jan from aquarium [Visitor]
http://www.aqua-fish.net/show.php?h=cheaptanks
2008-05-11 @ 20:47

Funny, but poor ducks :( . Step on a duck... that means it's about to die (probably). I have been taking pictures of wild ducks and they're really beautiful birds :) .

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