Funky and Friends

Hiyas
It's been a muckin' fuddle of a week. I started out combining the rape and finished off yesterday cutting the borage. It has been wet but we seem to have missed the really bad stuff they had down the road in Oxfordshire but we live on a hill anyway so ya boo sucks! Seriously though, ones heart does go out to those poor souls caught up in the worst of it.

Tobstv has generously (not) given me one of those inane quiz thingies to have a go at so here goes:

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Q1. There are crumbs in your bed. What kind of cookies do those crumbs come from?

A1. I think it's more likely to be dandruff rather than biscuit

Q2. You are sitting on the toilet brushing your teeth cos you are hungover as normal. What got you that drunk?

I would have to have long arms! My teeth live in a jar in the scullery meat safe.

Q3. You have been dumped. What comfort food do you grab?
Someone else's hairy pie

Q4. Your wife/husband has annoyed you off so you decide to go have an expensive gourmet meal on his/her credit card. What do you order?

Now who would want to dump a handsome, geriatric stud like me? Be sensible!

Q5. Sitting in church and you have a book/magazine tucked inside the hymn sheet. What is it?

Wild horses wouldn't drag me into a church BUT if they did manage it would probably be a copy of the "Dandy"

I tag anyone who knows me LOL

That's it. I'm off for a shower then a pint.

A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:

"But I don't have that much money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

'Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said, "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... take it out ...," he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........

"Hello, Mom, can you hear me?"