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Posts archive for: June, 2007
  • Eyeballing

    Good Morning.
    Here I sit on this damp Saturday morning, drinking a mug of tea and deciding my next move. We have already taken Baxter to the vet. Poor little soul has developed an ulcer on his eyeball. He won't listen, He was told that running in the rape wasn't the best of ideas. Anyway he was pleased with all the attention and was a very brave soldier. That must be worth a chewy pigs ear if anything is. That reminds me of an old riddle.
    Q, What do you call a blind antelope?

    A, No idea!

    OK, I have decided, it's off to the pub to do a bit of catching up with all the hot gossip and perhaps if I'm lucky to start a few rumours.
    Catch you later.
    Byeeeee

  • Here I Be

    Hiyas
    Here I be agin. Time seems to fly these days, especially now that my part time work turns out to be 40 hrs plus a week! Never mind, it all helps the old pension. Perhaps I might be able to get to America after all this year.

    I'm chomping at me spam sarnie, as I poke away on here and an article has just been on Sky news about a 14 year old white boy being stabbed to death by a gang of black kids. No mention of racism though? Most peculiar! I expect somebody forgot to mention it.

    I got an email this morning which was most interesting, so I thought I would share it.

    In a move that reminded political historians of the evacuation of the White House by Jimmy Carter, Gordon Brown entered the Prime Minister's residence on Downing Street to find it empty.

    "I had to answer a call of nature when I first arrived, so went immediately to that part of the house. When I got in, there was no light bulb. I managed to use a little one I had on my keys and discovered that there was no paper. I managed with a kerchief and went to wash, but found there was not soap!"

    When Jimmy Carter left the White House in the mid 70's, the Reagans said that all of the china and silver went missing. The Carters, however, did leave behind several empty buckets from the Colonel and a drawer full of salt and ketchup packets. The Blairs didn't even leave the paper plates and plasticware!

    "Our first night in our new home, and we have to send out for pizza and have to tell them to send extra napkins! I have to make special trips to the store for basic needs! How utterly low class!"

    When asked to respond to the allegations that he took the toilet paper, the light bulbs, and other household items, Blair said "What? He didn't think I'd have to go too? I held his hand for years in the cabinet. Do I have to wipe his arse now?

    It sounds about right to me. What do you think?

    Tata
    Catch you all soon.

  • Foot & Mouth

    On Monday morning I was up at 4:30 am to pick up parts from Stalham, Nr Norwich. Pulled in at the local 24 hr petrol station to fill up with diesel. The attendant was surly and got my change wrong twice.
    Anyway stores collected I pull in at the same place to fill up again and was served by the most polite and cheerful, middle aged lady I have ever had the pleasure to meet. "Thank you says I.How different you are to the ignoramus that served me this morning". "That ignoramus" says she, "is my son. Enjoy your day sir" Oooooops!

  • Watchya

    Good morning.
    I hope you are all 'bright eyed and bushy tailed' this fine morning :yes:

  • A Few Pics for ya

    Hi
    Here are some pics for you. I hope you enjoy.
    Cheers
    Funky

    Click here

  • Here We Are Again

    Hello my friends.
    I’m sorry not to have been posting here a lot lately. I’m back at work now and time is at a premium what with a massive veg garden, walking four miles a day ect, Usually I’m knackered by the time I have had a shower and eaten my dinner.

    My walks are put to good use, at least I think so but I expect others will differ. LOL
    Please look here and tell me what you think! …

    http://community.webshots.com/user/ChickenPete6?action=publicAlbums

    Here is a taster of my stuff.
    Whipsnade (89) Click on thumbnail

    If you do visit please leave a comment so I know you have been or if you have an online album let me know.
    Cheers
    Funky

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