Funky and Friends

My thong I mean. I told Marvo I needed it as well! Cheek

Well me ‘oliday got off to a bad start. It was bank holiday Monday and there had been that horrendous accident on the M25. Seven poor souls lost their lives. Not a good omen!

We set off at 7am thinking the journey to Portsmouth would take about four hours, in fact it took only two due to the motorway being closed beyond out turn off at junction 10.
If anyone is desperate for rain, then just invite me for a holiday. The heavens opened as we hit Watford and only gave up for a couple of hours at a time from then on. The same thing has happened on the last four occassions that we have ventured to site anew.

Baxter and Jenna enjoyed being sea dogs on the crossing to the island of course being fussed over and fed by numerous kids and their owners. The downside to the trip is that I dropped my best camera getting back into the car. Anyway that’s enough for now I will continue the saga bye the bye.

Here are a few pics of the crossing. I’m afraid the quality isn’t that good due to the mist.

Hiya Folks.
Here I am, back off me hols. Hardly rested and restored but that's another long wearisome tale. Enough to say it wasn't as I had envisaged but that is tale for the near furure.

I thought I would share with you a story I received among my 342 emails. Most inviting me to improve the size of my penis or enlarge my breasts! One of which might be advantagous but the other definatly not. Anyway, that leads me into the article quite neatly.

Six people appeared at the Old Bailey yesterday charged with unlawfully selling, or trying to sell, integral and 'essential' human body parts. Kidneys, lungs, arms and a testicle were all sold, sometimes for as little as £15, and, in some cases, for even less during the January Sales.

Christopher Goulash, of West London, sold one of his kidneys and his liver for £120 to an Indian woman who was making a stew for a wedding party last December.

His accomplice, Arnold Lepper, also of London, offloaded a lung and one of his testicles to an Arab sheik, and his right leg to a Harley Street clinic, in order to raise money to send his son to university. As a result, he was given a 2-year suspended jail term, and an 18-month ban on selling any other parts of his anatomy.

In the worst case of its kind, police arrested Archie Forster for attempting to sell his head on eBay. A detective posed as a buyer, and when the two met to conclude the deal in a Glasgow car park, undercover officers pounced and managed to place Forster in custody with his bonce still attached and intact.

Three others, a man and two women, were sentenced to a total of 16 years, for supplying arms, eyes, kneecaps and breasts to people who didn't already have them. Davis Mellor, of Kensington, a well-known arms dealer, got a slap on the wrist.

Lung, leg and testicle vendor Lepper, a car mechanic, was defiant as he was led away to begin his sentence, and shouted to reporters outside the court:

"My body and its various parts are mine to do with as I see fit. I am currently taking offers on my arse."