Happy Easter Everyone

Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After

Having him under foot for a few months, his wife

Became very agitated with him. She suggested he

Go and do something to occupy his time, like join

A club or get a hobby.

Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home his wife asked about his day and

He replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung

Out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute

Club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're

Going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in

A Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!, now what am I going to do? I signed up for

5 jumps a week!"