Happy Easter Everyone
Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After
Having him under foot for a few months, his wife
Became very agitated with him. She suggested he
Go and do something to occupy his time, like join
A club or get a hobby.
Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and
He replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung
Out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute
Club."
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're
Going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in
A Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great!, now what am I going to do? I signed up for
5 jumps a week!"
