Funky and Friends

It's when things get tough you find out whom your friends are.
I'm finding out I have some wonderful friends. Today one spent about six hours cleaning out my greenhouse and generally tidying up my garden and boy did it need it. Yesterday another called up for a cuppa and ended up washing my car and fixing a broken gutter. Of course all under the strictest supervision by my good self. Tomorrow I'm being taken out for a drive with my camera.I love just driving about to nowhere in particular and just snapping away. That, to me, is the main advantage to owning a digital camera.

Bloggng friends are no less important to me. They give of their time and energy to read and comment, which makes me smile. They must be friends to put up with my drivel LOL. Anyway to all and sundry I say 'thank you'

Hello my friends.
I heard the cuckoo for the first time this year, a sure sign the warmer weather is with us. I'm have a bit of a dilema going on here. The swallows are back as well. They have done me the honour of nesting in my garage for several years now but this year we are taking the caravan to Cromer for a few days. I had just as well sit there as here. Do I leave the garage door open for them or do I do the sensible thing and lock it? Ummmm, let me think! Ok, I have thought. Leave it open. If any burglars call round they would probably take pity on me and leave something of value when they see just how destitute I really am. I might, as an extra precaution put up a sign saying 'BEWARE GUARD SWALLOWS' that should do the trick.

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.

One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When he felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it went
He said, "Not to good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands up, naked."