It's A Fact

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It's A Fact

by FunkyFarmer @ 2007-03-24 – 08:31:50

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
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- normalguy
- 2007-03-24 @ 08:34:57
Its true - I just went in the bedroom and tried it - it worked I didnt sink in quicksand
- - FunkyFarmer
  - 2007-03-24 @ 09:19:24
  Oh yeah? I believe you. No, honestly I do! Hows the missis BTW?
  - - normalguy
    - 2007-03-24 @ 10:03:05
    it has been an horrendous week with her but she seems to getting back to normal now - covered in bruises from where she collapsed, flattened the waste bin and smashed her back against the bedside chest of draws - she aches like hell - but she is moving about again and thinking straight again -thanks for asking
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- la_spice
- 2007-03-24 @ 08:47:25
I'll try and remember that next time I'm up to my neck in it! Easier said than done methinks
- - la_spice
  - 2007-03-24 @ 08:49:38
  Right let's practice.
  
  Ok I'm lying on my back, my legs are in the air - now what - do the fire brigade arrive?
  - - normalguy
    - 2007-03-24 @ 08:53:20
    depends how lucky you are
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  - - FunkyFarmer
    - 2007-03-24 @ 09:15:31
    You wish
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- Munzly
- http://poppycock.blog.co.uk/
- 2007-03-24 @ 09:01:37
If the sands that quick, I'd never catch it in the first place.
- - FunkyFarmer
  - 2007-03-24 @ 09:17:18
  I'm sure you would make the effort
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2007-03-24 @ 09:41:31
I dont believe a word of it......some pervert just wants a laugh at some poor sods expense....
- - FunkyFarmer
  - 2007-03-24 @ 09:45:21
  You wound me deeply young lady! How could you possibly think such a thing?
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - 2007-03-24 @ 09:51:30
    oh arh,......only joking........I like the idea of everybody lying flat on their back slowly raising their legs and not sinking too...
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- http://bloggitygoodness.blog.ca
- 2007-03-24 @ 11:56:37
do you think this will work in the bathtub?
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- doddsbloggs
- 2007-03-24 @ 13:23:31
Hey funky, Quick sand on the farm!. for gods sake do get in the surveyers!. Ya gonna loose ya pigs! there legs are too little!! SAVE THE PIGS! lol
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- jenray ^Pro
- http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
- 2007-03-24 @ 15:09:29
aren't you up to your arse in quicksands before you have time to raise your legs slowly? :-))
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