The Social Security Application
An old man went into the Social Security
Office and filled out an application.
He was too old to have a birth
certificate, so he was asked to
prove his age. He opened his shirt
and showed them the gray hair on his
chest. They accept that as proof, and
give him his first check.
He went home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her
what had happened.
She replied, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see
if you can also get disability!"
