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Posts archive for: 9 February, 2007
  • Saturday's Horoscope

    Saturday is an excellent time for you to shout "Geronimo!" before ingesting a live squid and claiming it was for charity. Your intentions may not be clear, but at least you can talk to mushrooms and legally play panpipe classics on a bicycle pump. No amount of deisel can cure your leprosy.

    You will be looking for your perfect partner today. A tip to help you on your way.During the mating season, zebras and wildebeest have been known to ritualistically commit suicide in order to attract a mate. So think on.

  • Ask Uncle Funky

    Dear Uncle Funky.

    I really want to be able to draw pandas, but I'm rubbish. Is this normal or can some people REALLY draw pandas ??

    Yours
    Frustrated Freda

    Dear Freda, or may I call you Frustrated?

    Actually, that IS spooky, cos I can't draw pandas either. Perhaps you might find a 'Uno' easier for starters... In fact, there are only a couple of things I can draw.. Curtains and breath.
    Mayhap, one of my readers might offer a solution to your dilemma.

    Helpfully yours
    Uncle Funky

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