Useing your mobile on the 9th will cause a knock on effect in some peculiar places. You stand to cause armagedon in Botswana.
Bovine tendencies may start to come out today as you....MOOOOOO!!! Excuse me. It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know.
Wear sack cloth on your feet today or take the risk of, well, you know.Going arsebase over titapex!







