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Job Description From Hell
@ 2007-02-02 – 09:52:44
We are having a bit of a thoughtful morning in Funkyville! I know it sounds implausable but ‘tis true. One of the previously imponderables pondered is who has the job description of Sperm Counter? It stands to reason if there is such a thing as a sperm count there must therfore be a counter, stands to reason really.
One, two, three, four, licks finger, five, six ……
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Friday's Horoscope
@ 2007-02-02 – 00:08:07
Today you will wake up with a nasty crick in your neck, combined with a periodic twinge in your back. Everyone who sees you will be left with the impression that you are being either aloof or have the cheeks of your backside sewn together (or both). Also, you will spill soup on your best shirt. An Irish friend that has made the top 20 list will be unsufferable today. Hopping on one leg will improve someone's sperm count.Wearing a condom on the other leg will not bring forth spring flowers.
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