Dear Uncle Funky

I want to be a lollypop lady!

Everyone tells me that I'm ridiculous for wanting to fulfil this lofty ambition.

I want the endless satsifaction of helping the ASBOs of today crossing the road, and to be a beaming pillar of the community in my fashionable garb.

Please help me achieve this. I don't know where to start. It's either this or prison.

Isla White

 

Why hello Isla
I'm feeling a little billious today, so I shall br succinct and to the point.

There is another, more realistic option for you... Its called a mental institution, or whatever the new politically correct name for that is?

When I was growing up we had three lollypop ladies and they all got run over. Not a great example to set to children, standing in the middle of the road waiting to get mown down by a chelsea tractor. and two of them weren't even pushed.

I hope you found this helpful

Regards
Uncle Funky

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