Can any clever soul tell me what these 'ping' things are for and what they do? It's a mystery to me but then most things on here are!!
Posts archive for: 12 February, 2007
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Tuesday's Horoscope
@ 2007-02-12 – 20:41:43
You are more aware during your waking hours and this means that you can see exactly how you are managing to throttle your fish to death. My gift to you is this wisdom: he who makes love at awkward angle, gets back problems for next day. Think about it. What day is tomorrow? Time to call in some Brownie points.
A financial pressure will exert itself this day and cause problems with your love life. The trip to Bognor you had promised yourself will have to go onto the back-burner as you try to resolve how your lover managed to spend £3,500 shopping on the internet. You set your sights too high, it's time to lower them in order to find true love. Be aware that marrying your own pets is not allowed in most civilised countries.
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Ask Uncle Funky 3
@ 2007-02-12 – 18:53:47
Dear Uncle Funky.
What is extra virign olive oil and why is it so much better than the ordinary olive oil?
Yours truly,
Felicity Ramsbotham- Smythe
Dear Smithy.
It’s all pretty self explanitory really!! Here are a few examples:
1) If you put it on the back of a duck, it goes really fast.
2) Its far better to use in Virgins, keeps 'em well lubed up, and it has a nore pleasant taste than the chip shop grease.
3) It's got whole cherries in it. In normal olive oil they've been busted.
4) It's oil derived from unsullied olives. Unlike those olives whores who sell themselves to Bertolli for next to nothing.....disgusting....
Don't even get me started on how they get baby oil!!
Poor little mites....
I hope this answers your question and if that’s your real name, then I’m a sheeps ass!
Regards
Uncle Funky
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Thank You, I Love You All
@ 2007-02-12 – 11:12:42
Funky Farmer's Acceptance Speech for the Outstanding Achievement in Coming Second:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so blessed! And this salute - it's so suspiciously come by! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest AA meetings, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a minute and brag about how unaesthetic my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda wrinkly
You know, there are so many obsequious little people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the self-congratulatory circle jerks that I beat, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Zeus, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the horns. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you Blog.co.uk, and good day!
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A lesson in Posting Fom an Expert
@ 2007-02-12 – 09:46:46
How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
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