Funky and Friends

Walk without shoes for a day and you will soon understand the nature of the soul. Geddit! It's a...well, it's just... Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night". Seek advice from someone older today in order to avoid making a fool of yourself.

Tenderness ought to be tried whenever possible. Always slapping the ass of your lover during love-making will not always be a turn on. Especially during or after 'piles' problems.

"Monday's child is fair of face". So watch those zits today. After all, it's Valentine's the day after tomorrow and nobody wants to eat custard whilst snogging, do they?

Though I am young and in my prime
All my own teeth and hair sublime*
Rippling muscles, fantastic bod
Oh why oh why am I on my tod?

I'm at tesco's to buy some peas
and there by the chiller was
The girl of my dreams
I grabbed my chance to her suprise
I said be mine, I will be true
Fancy sharing a meal for two?

She said "pity you should come this day"
I'm about to go far away
Across the skies I must fly
Besides your not my type of guy

So here I sit alone once more
My frozen dinner on my knee
Solitary, oh what a bore
Where oh where is the lass for me

Ms Funky 2007 blame her not me

When I am sad and weary
When I think all hope has gone
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on.

Dear Uncle Funky,

I am a shy, young damsel and a regular blogger. I have read your advice to others and live in hope that you can do the same for me.
 

Mine is a case of unrequited love, the target of my abundant affection is Nathanealnathaneal. A bit of a mouthful I know, at least I hope he is.

Cutting to the chase. Should I make my feelings known? I’m terrified of being rejected by the rejected, if you understand my meaning.

 Please Uncle, give it to me straight.

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make Nate bitter. Remember, if you can't let him into your heart, then you should start to find someone fitter.

PS. I would love to have given it to you straight but I am 65 you know!

Trub resolved

Blog gremlins strikes again.... I for one am fed up with it,

Well that turned out Ok! Almost edible if I do say so my self. No corpses anyway that I can see. That might have someting to do with the scrumpy our guests presented us with, it would have been rude not to imbibe don't you think? Hic!

Headline in today's Telegraph " Give City bonuses to the poor"

What is that Pink, winged, rotund animal I see in the sky?

Well everything is boiling away merrily, should be ready about midnight. After all we don't want a pulse in the meat do we? Unless it's a bean. Get it? A bean. I'm soo funny sometimes I laugh so much I almost wet me self! Did I say almost? DAMN this postrate!!!!

Must rus.......

Here I sit tea and fag in hand contemplating the view from the window. The front field is flooded. There you go, that's what passes for big news around here!

While I remember, Ozzzy want's to know how to put pics in comments.
Gawd knows why I was asked? The original blog dumbo. Oh yes nuvver thing. Thanks talkadmin for me new icon thingy. I know yer taking the preverbial but that's OK, after all I look slimmer this time round.

Right enough of this rubbish, my turn to do dinner. As our guests can't be guaranteed to arrive on time ( they have milking and stock to sort out first) I thought a winter meal is in order.

Braised steak and onions,mashed swede,spring greens. For puddin' steamed treacle sponge and custard.

OK, got to rush and get me 'pinny' on.

Tata

Here I sit tea and fag in hand contemplating the view from the window. The front field is flooded. There you go, that's what passes for big news around here!

While I remember, Ozzzy want's to know how to put pics in comments.
Gawd knows why I was asked? The original blog dumbo. Oh yes nuvver thing. Thanks talkadmin for me new icon thingy. I know yer taking the preverbial but that's OK, after all I look slimmer this time round.

Right enough of this rubbish, my turn to do dinner. As our guests can't be guaranteed to arrive on time ( they have milking and stock to sort out first) I thought a winter meal is in order.

Braised steak and onions,mashed swede,spring greens. For puddin' steamed treacle sponge and custard.

OK, got to rush and get me 'pinny' on.

Tata