You know it surprises me, no astounds me! That no one has thought fit to offer practical help and guidance on these pages.We get stacks of biblical texts, Stacks of bits ripped straight out of last weeks paper. Loads of advise as to how to live our lives, Just think how helpful a little instruction an creating the perfect jam sandwich would be to newly weds for instance, or quantum science to be explained in 142,658 easy lessons. I thought I might start the ball rolling with PRACTICAL FIRST-AID: SOME HINTS AND TIPS.
The value of the ability to render First Aid assistance to those in need thereof can hardly be overstated. It is the case far too frequently that young fellows are reduced to standing by uselessly as an Aunt chokes on a Scallop or a valued Servant bleeds to death following a dish-washing accident. The enterprising Reader of this Journal will surely wish to acquaint himself with the procedures of First Aid in order to deal quickly and effectively with every-day mishaps and injuries. It is our intention, in offering this series to the approbation of our Readership, to facilitate among them a practical knowledge in this highly important area.
Telephone jammed into Ear or lodged in Head.
The recent rise in the number of Telephones in use has increased the frequency with which this unfortunate accident is met with. The procedure to be followed varies according to the depth with which the Telephonic Earpiece has penetrated. In many cases it will be found advisable to wipe the Person with Oil, Vaseline, Boric or other Ointment, then push the Apparatus right through from one side of the Head to the other, so that it can be pulled in its entirety through the Victim's Head.
Shot in the Legs.
When someone has been shot in the legs, the Injured Party should be placed horizontally on the floor of a large room or spread evenly across the top of a Billiard Table. Examine the leg. If it is the other leg that has been shot, examine that. Wipe the leg with Oil, Vaseline, Boric or other Ointment; instruct the Victim to raise his arms slowly to a vertical position and keep them there until all circulation has ceased. Apply water liberally to face. Remove the affected legs and ease them gently through a convenient window.
Clothing on fire.
When a woman's Dress or Skirt catches fire the Bystander should immediately lay her down on the floor, throwing her bodily if necessary, ensuring that the flames are uppermost. If it is the front of Dress that is burning lay her down on her back; if the Back, position her front downwards. Ask if she is comfortable, and whether she requires anything. Throw a mat, tablecloth, coat, blanket or small building over the burning part so as to smother the flames. Dress the burned surface of the skin with Oil, Vaseline, Boric or other Ointment. At any stage, a lively tune on the Maracas may help to take her mind off her predicament.
Please print this and keep it in a safe place.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED IT.
