Funky is bloody furious! I expect you have all heard of the case of five-year-old Ellie Lawrenson, who was mauled to death by a pit bull terrier, Ellie died after being attacked at her grandmother's home in St Helen's, Merseyside, on New Year's Day.Her Granny was also badly hurt as she tried to get the dog away from Ellie. My question is wasn’t this breed of dog was banned?

OK it was the pit bull that killed the little mite but the dog is not to blame. The scumbag of the drug dealing uncle who owned it is. All dogs will turn if provoked enough and lets face it to a five year old ,eyes, ears and tails are there to be poked, prodded or pulled, the difference is that dangerous dogs don’t just let out a stifled growl and seek sanctuary under the table. They go for the throat and won’t let go once they are ‘locked on’.


There had been two previous complaints about this animal and it’s owner The first was after it attacked another dog. The second complaint was to do with noise. This time it was shot by police. One human life lost and lots more ruined.  And what sort of punishment can this guy expect? Five years? No.  OK, two years? No. Six months max. It’s a f** Joke. The sooner all these dangerous breeds and drug dealers are exterminated the better I say, but what do I know? I’m only one of the millions of the hoi polloi who get ignored by everybody except the taxman.

On a lighter note I have posted some pics on me other blog. Please take a squint