A young blue collar type working guy couldn't help but stare at an impossibly classy and gorgeously stylish woman walking towards him on the sidewalk. Just as they met she tripped and fell against his arm.
He was shocked when her artificial right eye popped out of its socket, but reflexively he grabbed for it in mid air. The woman smiled gratefully at him, and the rest is history as they say. They later spent a wild night together indulging in crazy, kinky sex beyond his wildest imagination.
At breakfast the next day had just had to ask her: "Say, why would someone so classy and gorgeous as you ever want to spend the night with a plain old guy like me?"
She smiled as she patted him on the arm and said, "Well, ordinarily I wouldn't you know, but you just happened to catch my eye."
